Monday, December 11, 2006
We got to talk
Aight. So, we gotta talk.
We have a problem, you and I.
Some would perhaps call it "irreconcilable differences", but I rather not. You know I prefer to see things from the bright side of life. Always did. Always will.
Anyways, this bone thing; you know what I mean.
Why on earth do you keep throwing me these bones?
You know exactly what I mean, let me take the last one for example.
It was perfectly shaped, its color can only be described as perfect as well; a whiter shade of pale.
Not to mention the taste. It tasted so fucking great I had to ask myself what it was that I previously had been eating. Straight up awesome.
But then I broke it in half to get to the marrow, you know, to get to the bottom of it, and it was repugnant - I've never ever tasted anything so disgusting.
So why the fuck do you do this? Why do you give something that's rotten such a perfect surface? Huh??
You know, just as well as I do, that the next time I'm going to get myself a bone I'll be looking for one that matches the last one when it comes to surface - something which will be very hard since you almost threw me the perfect bone. You know very well that no matter how sweet the marrow may be I will not get to taste it since I'll be looking for a bone with a perfect surface.
Sometimes I think you do this just to annoy me. Please don't; life will be more endurable then.
Yours truly, Erik
posted by Erik of KFTEB at 7:37 PM

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We got to talk
Aight. So, we gotta talk.
We have a problem, you and I.
Some would perhaps call it "irreconcilable differences", but I rather not. You know I prefer to see things from the bright side of life. Always did. Always will.
Anyways, this bone thing; you know what I mean.
Why on earth do you keep throwing me these bones?
You know exactly what I mean, let me take the last one for example.
It was perfectly shaped, its color can only be described as perfect as well; a whiter shade of pale.
Not to mention the taste. It tasted so fucking great I had to ask myself what it was that I previously had been eating. Straight up awesome.
But then I broke it in half to get to the marrow, you know, to get to the bottom of it, and it was repugnant - I've never ever tasted anything so disgusting.
So why the fuck do you do this? Why do you give something that's rotten such a perfect surface? Huh??
You know, just as well as I do, that the next time I'm going to get myself a bone I'll be looking for one that matches the last one when it comes to surface - something which will be very hard since you almost threw me the perfect bone. You know very well that no matter how sweet the marrow may be I will not get to taste it since I'll be looking for a bone with a perfect surface.
Sometimes I think you do this just to annoy me. Please don't; life will be more endurable then.
Yours truly, Erik
posted by Erik of KFTEB at 7:37 PM


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